A Series of Open Letters to Entirely Random People
I write letters to completely random people with no real reason for writing to them and tell them completely random things. I hope some of them one day stumble upon these letters.
Journalist by day, complete idiot by night (and sometimes day). I write. I have three fake bands. I make bad decisions on a regular basis. And, as my friend The Legend once said of a drunken Tiffany, "She sings. She dances. She takes a bottle of Blackhaus to the head." I also once drunkenly told him that I grew up in an orphanage (which I did not) and he believed it until the day he picked me up from my parents' house.